LINCOLN!" Welcome to The Loud House & Casagrandes YouTube channel! Rita: "No, I said look at this." Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Sounds like someone got trapped in the bathroom again." "...in there. ligiateresa8268. [closes door to finally use the toilet.] ]Lola: "Hold it, Lincoln. While her kids are eating pizza.] [Lily is waterscooting down the stairs. Rita: "I know, so sorry, I've been really busy, with the column." Now why don't you head upstairs and play quietly?" Lucy: "This is worrisome." Rita: "Why Ms. Hiller, welcome to my home." Loud House fic - Laughless in Royal Woods. With ten sisters, I can sum up mine in one word: "Chaos"! Rita: "Lynn, check this out." Lynn: "What up, Stranger?" Woman: "I read your column everyday." You- [ Grunting while tearing the script apart ] I'm gonna-What? Join the Loud and Casagrandes families during their adventurous lives. Take a look at the extended theme song from the opening credits of 'The Loud House!' [Shoves his whole head into a bowl of salsa. "No problem, I've totally got this." [Eats a muffin, and Rita sees Cliff dragging a 'Store Brand Muffins' box into the living room. "Lincoln: "Who's a beauty queen? Rita: "And then I was hoping I could make writing my full-time career?" "Got it! Lori: "Oh, me? Rita giggles and picks up a muffin basket.] ♫"She's everybody's cup of tea. Lana: "Lana, nice to meet you." Luna: "Luna at your service." Rita: "Thanks, honey. 489 Views. Lincoln Loud, The only boy in the house, goes on an adventure with his 10 Sisters, To bring back the unidentified annoying Box, then they eventually get lost in a forest, So they'll have to make it out of the forest in one piece before its too late! Rita: [Realizes] "Hold on. Rita looks into the dining area, sees that it's empty, and takes her disguise off.] Rita: "Huh?" -”Is the circus not coming?” asked Lana. When you live in a large family, getting seconds at dinner is always a challenge. "Luna: "You got it, bro. Lincoln! Bursting forth. ]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? ♫"And that's why she should write your column. "♫ ], [Rita writes a response to another reader. [gets an idea] "Could clear a room! Lincoln was behind the stage at a birthday party, where Luan doing one of her show for a crowd of little kids. Jesse: "What a fun idea having our editorial meeting here." Dear Potty Training Patsy." [squishes it and smears it all over Lola's face. HELP!!! Lucy Rita: "Yes I know, bribery isn't perfect parenting, but I want this job. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time." Lincoln: "We just haven't seen you for a couple of days." 1 … I don't even have kids." Based on the original script and avoided the actual episode as much as I could, this one features some amateur voice-acting and a very goth younger sister. [continues]Lucy: [out of nowhere] "Now? [It is an early weekday morning at the Loud House, and Lincoln is putting the finishing touches on something]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? What's it like having a mom like yours?" Rita: [Whispers, and crawls under the table.] [notices something] "Hey! [The kids go upstairs.] ANYONE! ]Lana: "Lincoln! This reviewer gives you five stars." Jesse: [Can't believe is] "The Loud family?" "I'm sorry too, clearly you are not right for the column. Less jokes, more salsa." Our class assignment is to do a report on our families. ", [At three o'clock, Jesse arrives at the door.] Female Staff Member: "I hear the guac is news worthy." [People buy all her columns. [Shuts the door], [At Jean Juan's Rita looks around, wearing a hat and sunglasses, and they enter. "♫ DANG IT!" Lola: "Flossy, what's it to ya, Chief?" Once they both get in Vanzilla, they sigh in relief.] Show me what you got! Yeah!" Go long!" "Work the camera! Man: "Can I get your autograph?" Especially if you wait until the very last second to go!" ♫"She helps me with my poetry. (to Lincoln) Can you? [turns it on but also vacuums up Lincoln's shirt and pants leaving him in just his underwear now.] Lana: "Yeah, we are gonna impress the snot out of this lady." "♫ We think she's an amazing mom. [Just then Lisa's lab explodes.] ]Lincoln: [closes door and stretches a little] "Surviving in a big family can be challenging. [The kids love the idea.] Burrito spike! ♫"She takes me where I need to be. This is an idea for a sequel special based on the previous Loud House special, "Kings of the Con", which was given negative reviews. Lori: "I'm Lori." ][Lincoln begins his journey down the hallway to the bathroom. "[Lincoln does a spit take and gets out of the way for Lynn. Lisa: "Last week you promised that if we behaved perfectly for your new potential boss, you'd take us to Jean Juan's." It's nice and squishy!" Rita: [Hides behind her menu] "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me." "♫ Then the last step is going on the record with an in-person interview." ", [One week later, Rita walks inside, and the kids welcome her with a group hug.] [Puts it back] "Never mind, Flip." Lynn Sr.: "Yes." Here is my 34th fan fiction. "[Depending on which version of the pilot you see, the title may or may not show up. [Puts on her acoustic guitar. Man: "Excuse me, aren't you Rita Loud from the perfect parenting column?" Lincoln is looking outside the window, and seems to look quite cautious. "♫ All control lost. The kids all hug Rita, cheering again.] “It's too bad my circus friend's couldn't come here to visit me, but at least I still got to see them over video chat,” said Lincoln, as he spoke to the audience. Any commentary is accepted. "SCORE!!! Leni: [Confused] "Wait, what?" [Sinks under the table] "Who has gout?" NO!!! Lori: "Guys, Mom texted, she had to run to The Gazette, so I'll drive us instead." (It shows Lincoln watching TV on the couch, then Lori shoves him and takes over the living room, much to his anger) LINCOLN: I was here first, Lori! That's it! ]Lincoln: "Ugh! Waiter: [Gives Rita the check] "Congratulations, now would you mind celebrating somewhere else?" Mr. Coconuts: "Aye! Wait..." [Peeks out] "Waiter, check please." PLEASE!!! - Lincoln angrily says LORI: Beat it, twerp! Finally, I want to make some notable mentions... in the sisters' attempts to contrast their good love with bad incest, they make references to DoctorYnot's Make It Wit Chu (Chapter 1), JumpJump's I Love My Brother/Loud House comic (Yandere!Luan comic), and Flagg1991's Night of the Bimbo Sisters (Chapter 4), The Diary of Luan Loud, and The Diary of Lincoln Loud. [Walks off] "Well said, Perfect Parent." [The kids look at each other guiltily.] Jensonraymond. All Jesse: [Thinks] "Hmm... Well, I guess you both would know better than me. Lisa Loud was waiting for her first report card to start her academic career ahead of the curve. "if your kids are picky eaters, just arrange their veggies into a beautiful mosaic," [Luna is about to grab some pizza, when Leni swipes it, Luna jumps on her and they fight.] Created by Chris Savino, Michael Rubiner. Jesse: "Wonderful! Lisa: "Lisa Loud, PhD." [Gets up, but hits her head on the table first.] Lisa: "Highly impractical." From unwanted makeovers to exploding science experiments to getting the perfect seat for the family road trip, there's no problem too large--or bedroom too small-- for Lincoln! My take on a scene from the pilot episode of The Loud House, where Lincoln's plan to get to the TV before his sisters backfires. "♫ [raises a "coffee mug" which doesn't look complete]Lori: "Coffee mug? [They head off] Lynn Sr.: [Unable to hear Rita over all the noise.] Rita: [Flattered] "Oh, yep, I am." "[she glances at him]Leni: [trying to use the vacuum cleaner] "Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy?" Rita: [To the host] "We'd love a table in the back, or you know, in the kitchen." Lincoln: "I got it!" [Opens the car door only for her and Lynn Sr. to start hearing the noise the kids are making again. [Whispers] "I'm Homework Harpy." Lincoln: [to the viewers while making something] "The key to the perfect anniversary present for your parents is simple: know your audience. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Have your children been bitten by rabid raccoons or something?" Here’s everything you need to know about the feature film so far. [The kids ramble in agreement.] The Loud House • Slice of Life • Deuces Wild • 12 Days of Christmas • No End in Bite • Speaking Sibling • So Long, Sucker • Robot Sitcom • The Maltese Bear • Put a Sock in It • 10 Headed Beast • King of the Chair • Clyde and His Dads "and invite them to eat a masterpiece." 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